'Zero Dark Thirty' Teaser: Just Where The Heck Is That Bin Laden?

When they find him, they're gonna be really mad. The teaser for Kathryn Bigelow's hunt for Osama bin Laden film, Zero Dark Thirty, is online and drops the curtain to reveal just how the heck to find a guy. Apparently it involves billions of dollars, staring at maps, and loudly yelling questions about your target's whereabouts. This just proves that Out for Justice really was a film ahead of its time.

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The SJ Show: Super Bowl Movie Trailers 2013!

Plus, Hal chats with the stars of 'Identity Thief'. Hal takes a moment from gorging himself on hot wings and s'mores (don't ask) to dissect all the big Super Bowl movie trailers -- Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness, Fast and the Furious 6 and World War Z -- and rate them on a scale of Very Good to Oz, The Great And Powerful. THEN he meets up with Melissa McCarthy, Jason Bateman, T.I. and Genesis Rodriquez to discuss their new movie, Identity Thief, and get their best Osama bin Laden impressions.


'The Dark Knight Rises' In New Teaser Trailer

This one's official. The teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises premiered before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two over the weeekend. We have it here for those who didn't rush to see magical dandy square off against a noseless man. The trailer picks up with Commissioner Gordon in the hospital with kidney stones. As he lay in pain, he implores that the Batman must return as his crotch is killing him and he can't possibly fight Tom Hardy's Bane in that condition. Well, that was my takeaway. It's a fool's errand to try to decipher Nolan's intent. (The Dark Knight Rises)


New ‘Transformers: Dark Of The Moon’ Trailer Is Up!

Michael Bay doing what he does best: Making giant robots fight while Shia LaBeouf looks on helplessly. All hail our new robot overlords in Transformers: Dark of the Moon, the third installment in the blockbuster franchise. Same song, different verse as Autobots and Decepticons battle it out in Chicago over humans lying to Optimus Prime about what the found on the moon 40 years ago. (Just nod and smile.) It's looking like the Transformers are raising hell in another downtown. Couldn't they find a nice farm or pasture to battle in? It would really cut down on the destruction they cause all the civilians. Other observations: Optimus Prime is a bit of a twirler Bumblebee has gotten pretty good at parkour Flying squirrel people are our last line of defense God help us all.


Enjoy This Bootleg 'Dark Knight Rises' Trailer Before It's Taken Down

This MIGHT not be the official release. The Dark Knight Rises has some buzz around it, and when there's that much buzz, little things like green tarps and bootlegged teaser trailers quickly become newsworthy. Consequently, we've got some grainy, presumably real footage of the teaser trailer for latest Batman installment. If you're half as excitable as this audience was, you're in for a treat. If we are to believe the trailer, there's a storm a-brewin' in Gotham and that storm is gonna bring bats. Seeing as how we are over a year away from the release date, please take this bootlegged trailer with an entire mine of salt. But it looks pretty real, so disregard what I just said and get REALLY fired up about it. NOW!


Oh, Hai 'Thor: The Dark World' Trailer

In a controversial move, Marvel taps Tommy Wiseau to replace Tom Hiddleston in the highly-anticipated sequel. Poor Loki. Not only is he locked away in the least ornate of Asgard's prisons for eternity, but his bosses at the bank took his ideas and put them into practice without giving him a promotion. The bank saves money, and they are using him, and he is the fool. Also, his adopted brother Thor wants to team up and be frenemies in order to save Jane Foster. It seems that Thor's bonehead idea of warping her to a dark, mystical battlefield has put her life in the type of peril that can't be easily solved by throwing a hammer around. He's really got to broaden his horizons.


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'Dark Knight Rises' Trailer

Check it out. But also go see 'Misson: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol'. The real trailer has been posted. No more bootlegs! Some thoughtful moviegoer was nice enough to film this trailer for Christopher Nolan's The Dark Knight Rises. Sadly, they filmed it using their butt. However, since this is the most highly-anticipated film this year it still looks great. Despite the assy quality of the filming. So have a look while you can at Arkham inmates running amok, Bane ruining a day at the football stadium, and Anne Hathaway occupying Gotham. (Buzzfeed)


'Dexter's' Dark Passenger Has An Announcement

Dexter Morgan and Showtime would like you to know that the new season is not going to suck. Dexter Morgan and Showtime would like you to know that the new season is not going to suck as much as last. After a shaky fifth season, Dexter is back to his old self and that doesn't just mean a renewed interest in Pearl Jam. It also means killing Mos Def and Colin Hanks. I love the show and am ready for a return to form, but it bodes poorly that the new promo is essentially a direct rip-off of the "Teen Wolf" promo that has been airing everywhere these past few months.