Zack and Miri Make a Red Band Trailer

I know we usually post these things in the afternoon, but the obscenity-laden trailer for Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno just prematurely ejaculated onto the internet and right onto your eyeballs. In short, it’s fuckin’ hilarious. I added that F-bomb in there because the trailer is full of them, just like any god red band trailer should be.

I know I was a little annoyed when big K had to cut the movie down a little to get an R rating (even though he didn’t have to cut it again thanks to his appeal), but this trailer has brought me back to full-blown excitement. If for no other reason, you should all be peeing with excitement over seeing Randall from Clerks in there. That guy just doesn’t get enough credit.