People, you can’t make this stuff up:
Tampa Bay Buccaneers defensive end Greg White has officially changed his name from Gregory Alphonso White Jr. to Stylez G. White, the Tampa Bay Tribune reported on its Web site. The name, according to White, was inspired by the 1985 Michael J. Fox flick featuring some rather hairy on-court hoops action.
"That was his best friend’s name," White said, according to the paper. "I always liked that name. It’s not that I don’t like Greg White." (from Fox Sports)
American Dream: Attained. And now, the rest of your morning news roundup.