You thought you could get lucky. You thought that it would forget about you. You thought there was no such thing as fate. Now you know – you were wrong. It’s true, the trailer for Final Destination 5 (unfortunately no longer titled 5nal Destination) is here, and it can’t be placated. You either watch it, or spend the rest of your life in fear.
But, once you see it, it’s actually kind of cool. The opening sequence is almost Hitchcockian in the way that it builds suspense around something benign (although laser eye surgery is pretty scary on its own), and the “kill or be killed” premise is kind of cool. Tony Todd is here too! See? Fate’s not so bad.