Monday, March 24 by

‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Trailer Reveals An Overcomplicated Plan

When Peter Dinklage builds giant robots that make the future suck ass for the X-Men, there’s only one thing they can do — time-travel Wolverine’s brain back to his 1970′s body to get the band back together. Honestly, he’d probably be better off just claw-punching Peter Dinklage in the head, but I guess this complicated plan involving jets and explosions and glass shattering and blowing up the White House and destroying a football stadium and Jennifer Lawrence going to Vietnam works too. Look, you’re much better at being The Wolverine than I am. Far be it from me to tell you how to save the future. Although if either of these plans fail, you could always just steal Biff’s Sports Almanac and become a millionaire. Just saying that’s an option.