Monday, January 5 by

Worst Of The Week: Inalienable Trailer

It just absolutely boggles the mind that some movies get made.  I feel like it’s my DUTY to find these gems and let you know about them. It’s not even 11AM on Monday and I’ve already found one that I think is going to be hard to top the rest of the week.  Just sit back and ask yourself: what type of hooker debt did Lt. Chekov get himself into that he would need to be in a movie about a baby-octupus alien boy hatched from a dude’s front-butt? And how did Cameron from Ferris Bueller take such a hard fall? Does he also have really bad hooker debt. Guys! You and your hookers. So many questions. So few answers, and even more hookers.

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