Any witch way but loose... In honor of this weekend's #1 Movie in America: "Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters" - Hal took three real-life witches to watch the movie, and offer their honest feedback about the film's portrayal of witches.

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'Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters' Trailer Hunts The Eff Out Of Some Witches

The hottest film of March 2012 now has a trailer. The hottest film of March 2012, Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, finally has a trailer. But don't hold it against it. The tongue-in-cheek fairy-tale action film starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton, has been pushed back to come on the heels of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter's flop at the box office (even though it's awesome), which I can't imagine will help this film's chances. Then again, it has Jeremy Renner in it playing with Van Helsing's guns, Gemma Arterton in a leather catsuit, and witches getting their heads chopped off. If you expect more than that from a film, brother, this is where we part ways.


New ‘Season Of The Witch’ Trailer Shows Us Its Witch

Once you get past the wig, Season Of The Witch doesn't look half bad. I'm not sure why its release was pushed to be dumped in the movie-going wasteland that is January (the New Jersey of months). Once you get past the wig, Season Of The Witch doesn't look half bad. I'm not sure why its release was pushed to be dumped in the movie-going wasteland that is January (the New Jersey of months) with all the stinkers. Yes, Nicolas Cage movies can sometimes be silly, and, yes, Dominic Sena-directed films are known to cause indigestion, but I'm on board with this one. If you're familiar with the previous trailer, you know the plot. Nicolas Cage and Ron Perlman play large-headed knights who are tasked with delivering a supposed witch to her execution. However, Cage sees a sweetness in her and has doubts that she is a total witch. He then rises up against the church elders (re: total dicks) and their CGI desert army to do what's right. Whatever. I'm not saying I love it, but it could have done well against Jonah Hex.


‘True Blood’ Season 4 Trailer Brings On The Witches

Just like 'Shrek Forever After'. With the fourth season of"True Blood" gearing up to show us naked dead things on June 26th, HBO has released this trailer. And much like Shrek's fourth adventure, this time there are witches. But that's not all that's coming to Bon Temps. We also see what we've all come to love about the show. Vampires trying to repair their image in the post-Russell Edgerton world, blood-covered sex, non-blood-covered sex, panther sex, shape-shifter sex, and strippers. Just like all the best Snoop Dogg videos. I never thought I'd say it, but I can't hardly wait to watch all of this blood-covered sex with panthers. **screams "Hurry up!!" at Kittens Wearing Glasses wall calendar**


This Guy Might Be The Actual, Real-Life Peter Griffin

A pretty dubious distinction, but cool nonetheless. So this is a dude in suburban PA who is doing a bit of stand-up to warm a modest crowd up for a costume contest. Not exactly newsworthy, right? Except this guy looks and acts EXACTLY like Peter Griffin from Family Guy. And his jokes actually aren't half-bad provided you can withstand the predictable barrage of Family Guy references (which, honestly, I can't). Now that this is off our list, we can go find an actual Cleveland to antagonize.


Dwayne Johnson And 'SNL' Give Us The Real-Life 'Bambi' We Deserve

"It's hunting season." Or something to that effect. We've recently been on the receiving end of a lot of live-action Disney adaptations. Maleficent, Cinderella, and the upcoming Beauty and the Beast just to name a few. Well, let's add one more re-telling to that list. The story of Bambi. As told to us by SNL and The Rock. It's gritty, it's real, and it's no fairy tale. Well, technically Bambi was never a fairy tale, but this version REALLY isn't a fairy tale. The clip isn't "Peyton Manning for the United Way" funny, but it's pretty good. I mean, the Rock even with substandard material is still pretty awesome, as is this.


Trolls Are Larger Than Life In 'Troll Hunter' Trailer

They're like Cloverfields that you kind of want to hug. Magnet has debuted a U.S. trailer for Troll Hunter, so now the Norwegians have nothing to lord over us anymore. That's right, Sven. You and your subtitles are powerless here now!! Anyhow, the film is making festival rounds now and follows a group of college film-makers as they venture into the Norwegian woods in search of trolls. Seems like a lot of trouble when you can find plenty in Break.com's comments section at any given moment.