What Is Superman Feeding That Dog?

I'm impressed. I recognize that you're the Man of Steel and all, but you've gotta clean up after your superdog. Not cool.

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Honest Trailers: 'Man Of Steel'

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's the ass-trouncing this film deserves!! Superman is the hero that every kid looked up to, until Man of Steel made him into a mopey, violent a-hole. But hey, at least "he's kinda hot!" We set our laser eyes on this summer's most debated tentpole film that took a comic book institution and crumbled it to the ground like so many Metropolis sky rises. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a f*#% you to the fans!!


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And it condones hitchhiking. The teaser(s) for Zack Snyder's Man of Steel have found their way online and all of online is all like, 'What the Hell?!" Instead of seeing a super-powered man throw around cars hide his identity behind stylish frames, we see him working on a Deadliest Catch boat while he gets some dadly advice from his biological, Russell Crowe.  Those scenes must focus on the year he decided to find himself and act like Wolverine. Second teaser below because the first one wasn't Kevin Costner-y enough.