Pirate battles, killer mermaids, fireballs coming right at you. Fast cuts between those elements. An Inception-esque brawwwwwwm-filled soundtrack. The new TV spot above is making you very excited to see Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. It’s why we’re all seeking the Fountain of Youth: so we can spend eternity absorbing Disney’s marketing for the movie.
Directed by Rob Marshall, On Stranger Tides stars Johnny Depp as Captain Jack Sparrow and Penelope Cruz as Lady McPirateberg, the boobiest pirate of them all. There’s also Ian McShane‘s Blackbeard, who is totally not cool, you guys.
On Stranger Tides pillages theaters May 20, 2011 in 3D, IMAX 3D and RegularVision 2D.