The first eight minutes of MTV’s “Teen Wolf”
and they demonstrate why you should never go off into the woods by yourself in search of dead bodies. That’s right. You could be attacked by questionable CGI
. Or you could get bitten by a wolf which seems to hurt like a bitch.
So please, dear reader, stay out Dead Body Woods. That place is full of things that kill bodies.
“Teen Wolf” premieres June 5th after the Movie Awards.