Watch Rudolph the Red-Nosed Prostitute

Someone mashed up those beloved Rankin/Bass stop motion animation cartoons with the Police's song about a whore named Roxanne. And you know what? It works rather well. Someone mashed up those beloved Rankin/Bass stop motion animation cartoons with the Police's song about a whore named Roxanne. And you know what? It works rather well. Except that Rudolph DOES have to turn on the red light or Santa would crash his overloaded sleigh into a vacant field where no one would hear his cries for help. Also, speaking of Rudolph, the good folks of Richmond, Virginia murdered him. (BuzzFeed, BuzzFeed)
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