Friday, April 4 by

Watch David Letterman Announce That He Is Out This Bitch

As you’ve likely heard by now, David Letterman is retiring. On last night’s Late Night, he announced that after nearly 6,000 shows and spending half of his life in makeup, he will give up hosting duties to spend more time with family and less time with interns. You can watch him explain his decision in his own words. And you should. There’s precious little Letterman left.

I’ll really miss, Dave and wish him a happy retirement. But the real story on Late Night is this recent performance by Future Islands. It HAS to be watched.

Heehee. That guy.

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