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Darth Vader Plans His Takeover Of The Magic Kingdom

Who to choke the air out of first? In reaction to the news that Disney has purchased the rights to Star Wars sequels from LucasFilm, Darth Vader decided to swing by the Magical Kingdom to see who he should enslave and crush first. It's a cute video, but seriously Disney? Everyone knows that Darth Vader dies at the end of Chapter VI, so there's no way he can appear in the next trilogy. Would it kill you to pay attention to the details? We're trusting you with this, mmmkay? Don't f*ck it up.


Lightsaber Technology Also Awakens In 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Teaser

But still light years behind bong technology. Taking advantage of the need to escape our loved ones during the holiday, J.J. Abrams released the first teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens over the weekend. I'm sure this is the last we'll hear about this charming little indie. The teaser doesn't offer much except short snippets of the new cast doing space-related stuff, and a look at a new lightsaber which now has three blades and seems too impractical and dangerous to use. Poor lightsabers. With each advancement, they remain woefully light years behind bong technology. Hopefully this leads to a montage where Luke tries to use it and just keeps losing his hand over and over again.


Watch Elmo Shout At A Baby

Elmo is so hot right now. Elmo is so hot right now. He's been the most popular character on Sesame Street ever since Big Bird went on that drunken anti-Semitic tirade, and now he's got a big documentary at Sundance; Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey. But is Elmo's fame and fortune weighing on the muppet's psyche? This video might seem to indicate that the pressures of fame are just too much for Elmo, as he shouts at a woman's unborn daughter to "come out!" and claiming to be able to see the baby, despite the fact that this is clearly impossible. I'm really hoping that Elmo gets the help he needs soon - I myself don't want to have to report on any more stories like this, it's too painful. (Vulture)


I Could Stare At This Picture Of The Fake George Lucas All Day Long

He's as good as the real thing. Ok. The picture is pretty much the punchline, and we've spoiled that, but let's spend a second giving credit where credit is due. The guy playing George Lucas is Josh Robert Thompson. He's an impressionist who's done Lucas for years. He went to the Star Wars fan convention and picked a fight with one of his own creations, and held up signs that defended his revisionist assertion that Greedo shot first. It's all pretty damn funny, if only because Lucas is a funny dude. I think that this guy better watch himself at these conventions, because for every fan that loves him, there's probably another one that wants to hurt him for the digital tinkering of the show. (A.V. Club)


Topical!!!: How To Pull Off The Jedi Mind Trick Prank

Try this out on your gullible friends. If you don't know who your gullible friends are, then you're the gullible friend. As you may have been pretty damn surprised to find out yesterday, Disney bought the rights to all things Star Wars and will be cranking out movies every two years or so, starting in 2015. Seeing as how tonight is Halloween, people will be drinking, and thus more susceptible to getting straight-up fooled, enjoy this Jedi mind trick seminar, courtesy of our buddy Hal. "May the something something be with you."


Iron Man VS Darth Vader - MOVIE FIGHTS!

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