CBS has a huge hit on their hands with the series adaptation of Twitter sensation “$#*! My Dad Says,” so it makes sense they’d want to stick their fingers in more sticky Internet pies. Enter Antoine Dodson. Earlier this year he rocked the web with an auto-tuned version of his candid news interview. Now he’s going to rock CBS Primetime with the new procedural drama “Intruders.” This is all fake, of course. Until I announce how very real it is this fall. Hey CBS, send those residual checks to Break c/o Hans Longshanks.