Watch A Couple Break Up Speaking Only Movie Titles

Surprised he didn't throw momma from the train. Just in time for Valentine's Day comes this uncomfortable public breakup. Don't worry. It's probably the cutest breakup ever thanks to the fact that the dialogue is made up entirely of movie titles. Good times. Shit, now I'm doing it.

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Now you can respect those that is respectful by speaking in their native tongue. It's a common problem. We all want to intimidate our enemies with eloquently barbaric phrases and threats but who has the time? Now, thanks to Muzzy, learning Dothraki has been made easy. Regale your schoolyard chums with phrases like: Achrakh yeroon zireyesee hrazef anni, zhey ifak! - Your stink offends my horse, foreigner! Athchomar chomakea, zhey lajaki vezhveni.  - Respect to those that are respectful, great warriors. Eyel varthasoe she ilekaan rikhoya arrekaan vekha vosi yeroon vosma tolorro! - The rain will fall on your rotting skin until nothing is left of you but bones. & many more!!


Watch Wolverine Fight Some Guys On A Bullet Train

Reminder: this summer includes a movie about Wolverine called 'The Wolverine'. It wouldn't be a very successful trip to Japan for Wolverine if he didn't take the time to fight some random Yakuza guys on the roof of a bullet train. That would be like going to Paris and not eating at a cafe. Anyway, now you can have a good look at the fight scene teased in all of trailers in advance of The Wolverine's premiere on July 26th. It's pretty thrilling. Lucky for us that Wolverine didn't decide to just stab those guys really quick and call it a day. Personally, I can't wait for Logan's Japan Adventure. Especially looking forward to the fight scene teased in the image below.


'Welcome to the Rileys' Trailer Brings the Uncomfortable Silences

James want. The trailer for Welcome to the Rileys, starring James Gandolfini, Melissa Leo, and Kristen Stewart, has been released. The film is directed by Jake Scott, son of well-known indie director Ridley Scott. It's about a couple driven apart by the death of their daughter who are brought back together when they meet a troubled young woman. Why is she troubled? She's an underage stripper. Schwing! But seriously, you guys, this is serious material. The film premiered at this year's Sundance Film Festival to so-so reviews, which doesn't psych me up to see it. If those art house cinefiles waiting outside in below freezing temperatures didn't fan their wool beanies with glee as the credits rolled, I probably won't enjoy it. Also, the thought of Kristen Stewart frowning in another movie makes my cerebellum ache. Also, I'm jealous I didn't get to go to Sundance. Welcome to the Rileys hits theaters November 5, 2010. Check out the trailer after the jump.


Surprise, Surprise: A CGI Paddington Bear Looks Disturbing In The 'Paddington' Trailer

I don't remember him sticking his face in so many toilets in the books. In an effort to ensure that no element of your childhood be without a move based on that element, The Weinstein Company gives us Paddington, a live-action/CGI film that follows around that marmalade-lovin' ursine bastard. The film is of course based on the children's book A Bear Called Paddington. He's voiced by Colin Firth, who is pretty much a less furry Paddington bear in human form anyway. Lest you treat this film as optional viewing, its release date is December 25th, you WILL SEE THIS WITH YOUR FAMILY AND IT WILL BE PLEASANT. Because we all know the lowest common denominators among families during the holidays are Colin Firth and cartoon British bears. That's not up for discussion.


New 'G.I. Joe: Retaliation' Trailer Adds Bad Channing Tatum Dialogue

Thanks goodness they added that! After pushing the film's release in order to add more Channing Tatum, the marketing team behind G.I. Joe: Retaliation is back with proof of more Channing Tatum. Unfortunately, they used footage that has him assing out while trying to act street. Fortunately, the Rock is there to confiscate his Hood Pass. Other than the comedy stylings of Mark Wahlberg Lite, this trailer gives us a great look at the state of the art weapon Cobra is using to destroy entire countries with. Then by the end we're given a great look at the state of the art weapon being destroyed. So, yeah, I guess the good guys win. Stay tuned to future trailers to find out about any other major deaths or plot points.