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Watch ’40 Moustaches in 100 Seconds’ And Help Fight Prostate Cancer

First, moustaches were for frontiersmen. Then everyone. Then cops. Then pedophiles. Then hipsters.

Well, next month, moustaches are for everyone again with “Movember,” the annual movement that gets people to grow out their ‘staches in order to raise sponsorship money for prostate and testicular cancer awareness.

If you’re still on the fence, I highly suggest that you peruse the different styles in this video and find the one that best fits you. But not Luigi. That one’s mine. And, of course, Luigi’s. Sure, you probably won’t be able to sprout out a whole bushy mustache in a month, but I guarantee you’ll look funny trying. And if your boss gives you shit for looking like John Holmes during your deposition, just ask him why he hates charities so much. That should shut him up.

Have a solemn and respectful Movember (click the link for more info on how you can get involved, as well as some funny, funny creative stuff). And seriously, stay away from the Luigi. Sh*t’s mine.

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