Well, it’s springtime. Which means along with the setting forward of clocks, comes the kicking of asses courtesy of Jason Statham. Here’s a quick red-band look at his latest, Blitz. It has everything you’d expect from a Statham movie. Violent headshots, curb-stomping, swear words, torture, and a naked dude rolling around in bed by himself.
Wait. A. Minute. Did Statham approve that? Something tells me his core audience isn’t interested in seeing schlong and dude-ass. Just stick to the Statham movie template, Blitz.