Monday, March 14 by

Warning: Red-Band ‘Blitz’ Trailer Contains Violence, Language, And Male Nudity For Some Reason

Well, it’s springtime. Which means along with the setting forward of clocks, comes the kicking of asses courtesy of Jason Statham. Here’s a quick red-band look at his latest, Blitz. It has everything you’d expect from a Statham movie. Violent headshots, curb-stomping, swear words, torture, and a naked dude rolling around in bed by himself.

Wait. A. Minute. Did Statham approve that? Something tells me his core audience isn’t interested in seeing schlong and dude-ass. Just stick to the Statham movie template, Blitz.

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