Wednesday, June 29 by

War Is Hell For Horses In Spielberg’s ‘War Horse’

6 photosNew Photos From ‘War Horse’ Have 0 Pictures Of Horses Shooting Guns

Finally, an actor who runs around more than Tom Cruise.

The teaser trailer for Steven Spielberg‘s War Horse is finally here and it’s as lush and sweeping as you’d expect. Here we see the titular horse run through epic WWI battles and the lives he encounters throughout the warfare. But the story isn’t just a horse running through explosions though that would be pretty metal. It’s actually about a young man named Albert and his horse, Joey, who in taken from him and sold to the cavalry. Albert is too young to enlist but still heads to France to save his four-legged friend. Just like when the dealership took back my Kia. I almost went the next town over to retrieve it.

Okay, maybe not just like.

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COMMENTS

  1. June 29, 2011 5:44 am

    FluffHead

    Spolier Alert: The horse is a shape-shifter alien.


  2. June 29, 2011 5:44 am

    Anonymous

    Damn you!!!