Monday, September 10 by

Vampires And Werewolves Fight Colonial Ghosts Or Something In ‘Breaking Dawn – Part II’ Trailer

A longer look at last week’s trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part II is now available to view and fans shou– WHAT?! Kristen Stewart just tackled a mountain lion in mid-air. Totally T-boned it, too!! I always thought these movies were about whispering and ab muscles. Had I known there would be big cat wrestling, I’d have made an effort to see them. Also of note, Robert Pattinson punches the ground and breaks it and it looks like there’s heavy amounts of karate.

All kidding aside, those things are normally very awesome. But here they just look super cheap. Don’t these movies make all the money? Any chance they could invest more into the special effects and white powder make-up on Michael Sheen? He looks like a Scooby Doo villian.