[Editor’s Note:  I am at my parents house for the holidays in South Texas. The only thing in the theatre that I had not see was Twilight, so I went. I was the only person in the theatre that had not just had her first period. Watching the movie made me change my stance on Kristen Stewart. Best, MAX POWERS.]
Kristen Stewart is
my kind of pretty. She’s got the natural beauty thing on lockdown. I’ve basically been in love with her since Into the Wild, which I thought was great film. She was 9 types of sexy jailbait. It’s a shame that Twilight was a movie I was not willing to touch with my worst enemy’s eyeballs, even though Stewart was in it. I’m definitely willing to watch her play Joan Jett. That story and more in our news roundup. the worst fucking actress in the entire world.
Here’s a few for the weekend.
If Alcohol Labels Were More Realistic (Holy Taco)
Top 10 Fights on My Christmas Wish List (Cage Potato)
DVD REVIEWS: ENCOUNTERS AT THE END OF THE WORLD (Filmdrumk)