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‘True Blood’ Season 4 Trailer Brings On The Witches

With the fourth season of”True Blood“ gearing up to show us naked dead things on June 26th, HBO has released this trailer. And much like Shrek’s fourth adventure, this time there are witches.

But that’s not all that’s coming to Bon Temps. We also see what we’ve all come to love about the show. Vampires trying to repair their image in the post-Russell Edgerton world, blood-covered sex, non-blood-covered sex, panther sex, shape-shifter sex, and strippers. Just like all the best Snoop Dogg videos. I never thought I’d say it, but I can’t hardly wait to watch all of this blood-covered sex with panthers. **screams “Hurry up!!” at Kittens Wearing Glasses wall calendar**