Yeah, uhhhhhh, here’s the teaser trailer for Rango? Directed by Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean, The Ring), it’s tells the story of a chameleon with an identity crisis. I guess he’s a fish in this teaser that does more confusing than teasing. However, the best women of the night have both down to such an art that a John usually can’t tell the difference. So maybe this teaser is just like a skilled prostitute. Or Hunter S. Thompson’s wet dream.
The film stars the voice talents of Johnny Depp, Isla Fisher, Abigail Breslin, Bill Nighy, Stephen Root, Ray Winstone, Beth Grant, Ned Beatty, Harry Dean Stanton, and Alfred Molina. But you won’t hear any of them in the teaser. That’s the tease. Are you titillated?
Check out the teaser for Rango after the jump.