The conspiracy is out! The teaser trailer for Michael Bay’s Transformers: Dark of the Moon has landed (puuuuuuun-riffic!) We get a nice moody build-up, but the basic gist is astronauts exploring the moon find an alien life form. I have a feeling Shia LaBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, and Tyrese then come in and save the day, but they don’t show that part yet. Way to keep us in suspense, Bay! You could have at least teased some bare Rosie shoulder.