Tom Hanks Finally Gets The Rap Anthem That He Deserves

I'm in a league of my own, bitch, I'm Tom Hanks. My money long, that's the Green Mile My pockets ready to blow My weed extremely loud Your girl incredibly close Buckwheat Groats have both opened the door for Tom Hanks-themed hip-hop and effectively slammed it shut in the face of all competitors before dropping the mic which then smashed through the floor like the bathtub in The Money Pit.

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'Cloud Atlas' Trailer Stars Hanks, Berry, & Also Hanks

'Multiplicity' technology has come a long way. The first trailer for the Tom Tykwer/Wachowski's collabo, Cloud Atlas, just dropped and the streets ain't ready. Check it. We're talking T.Hanx, Halle, Hugo Muthaf*(&in' Weaving, Big Hugh Grant, and Susan "Dat Ass" Sarandon holding it down as multiple roles in six seperate stories spanning thousands of years, that flow together seamlessly to reinforce the central theme of connectivity. Sheee-ittttttttttttttt. Based on the novel by David Mitchell.


Colin Hanks Is A Murderous Creep... In 'Lucky'

Colin Hanks has won the real lottery in addition to the genetic one. Colin Hanks has now won both the genetic lottery and the money one. As this trailer for Lucky shows Hanks plays a guy who wins the hand of the girl of his dreams after coming into serious dough. And, oh yeah, he's also a murderer who targets pretty, young, blonde women. Hey! Stop killing all the pretty, young, blonde women Colin Hanks!! We need those!!! Guess he's just practicing for Dexter-and-probably-be-killed-this-season/" target="_blank""Dexter." Poor Tom and Rita. One son prides himself a white rapper. The other is a murderer. It must be almost hard to choose a favorite.


Tom Hanks And Julia Roberts Make Us All Nostalgic In ‘Larry Crowne’ Trailer

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And Jimmy Kimmel is indirectly involved, too. Ah, movie stars. When you or I spend a month or two goofing off, it's vacation. When they do it, it's a summer tent pole with millions of dollars invested and millions more to be spent in marketing and promotion. So it is with Larry Crowne, what looks to be a delightful frolic starring Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts, both of whom I've always preferred in comedies over heavy drama (this goes for Hanks especially). Anyway, you can watch the clip here, from Hanks' appearance last night on "Jimmy Kimmel Live." The clip from the movie comes in at around one minute into the video. (via The Playlist)


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