Wednesday, March 19 by

Tom Hanks Finally Gets The Rap Anthem That He Deserves

My money long, that’s the Green Mile

My pockets ready to blow

My weed extremely loud

Your girl incredibly close

Buckwheat Groats have both opened the door for Tom Hanks-themed hip-hop and effectively slammed it shut in the face of all competitors before dropping the mic which then smashed through the floor like the bathtub in The Money Pit.


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