We’ve made no bones about our dislike of the RoboCop reboot around here (although we hear it’s actually pretty good and you should go see it). But we’re stubborn and the movie theater is several long blocks away so eff that movie. Here’s another reason for our unreasonable hatred: this awesome theme song somehow did not make it on to the soundtrack. I can only chalk this oversight up to the fact that there is no justice. If only there were some kind of perfect hyper-violent lawman who didn’t emote or sleep and only eats baby food to set this wrong right.