The official trailer is here. You can now kick that crummy E! footage from earlier down a bottomless pit. You can now kick that crummy E! footage from earlier down a bottomless pit. It's here, Spartamaniacs: the trailer for the new action-fantasy film Immortals. Well, whether or not you can describe it as "new" is debatable, what with it seeming exactly like 300 and all. Still, if you can't get enough of ancient angry military dudes giving impassioned speeches right before hyperstylized battle sequences, where the odds are tremendously against our heroes, be sure to click on the play button above. Immortals stars Henry "Super Brit" Cavill, Stephen DorffMickey Rourke, and is directed by Tarsem Singh ("The Cell"). The film has an impossible-to-remember release date of 11-11-11.