HBO revealed a trailer for Game of Thrones season four and it’s nothing short of ohmygodIwannawatchthisshowrightnow. The trailer hints that more of your favorites will meet horrible ends when Daeneyrs informs Jorah that whether good or bad, those who oppose her have a choice. Dragon or unich, which would you like to be murdered by?
We’re caught up with each faction. Daeneyrs has grown stronger. Joffrey is still a dick. Jon Snow is still fighting Wildlings. Arya is still seeking revenge. Bran is still doing stuff in the forest. Stannis is still depending on dark magic. Jamie tries on a new hand. And let’s assume Theon is trying on his own prosthetic.
Wow. George R.R. Martin really knows how to stretch out a narrative. It also looks like this could be the season where acting terrible and entitled catches up to the Lannisters as a man from Tywin’s past arrives looking for revenge. How that will unfold, I’m not sure but I’ve been warned by book readers that a storm of crazy is on the horizon. I can’t wait to see what happens next. But not badly enough to actually read. Ewww, gross.