The "What If Michael Bay Directed <em>Up</em>?" Trailer Is Here to Answer All Your "What If Michael Bay Directed <em>Up</em>?" Questions

I think we can all agree that Michael Bay is to subtlety and restraint what Joseph Stalin was to...subtlety and restraint. Am I calling Michael Bay the Joseph Stalin of filmmaking, or implying that Bay might even be Joseph Stalin reincarnated? Yes, I am saying that.