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The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Photo Recaplet

Last night was the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. Millions of lonely men worldwide watched while scantily clad women costumed as mythical Christain creatures and Roman slut-butterflies strutted in Miami. Does it get any more American Dream than that? Here are a few observations of the affair, with select pictures to match. 

Protect your neck with gold razor wire.

Volunteer to be a part of genetic experiments.

Keep your head warm


Abdominal support is important, especially when naked.

If you hug me, I will CUT you.

You can NEVER have enough straps (for underwear.)

It’s sexy to look like you were mauled by a Finnish parade.

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