The UK 'Adventures Of Tintin' Trailer Is Badass

Wow! The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn opens in the UK in just a few weeks, and in advance of that opening, we have this new, action-packed trailer. Why didn't anyone ever tell me that Tintin was so badass? I always saw the neat haircut and placid features and assumed it was a lame comic created by the church or something. I had no idea that there are pirate battles and guns and motorbike parkour. This thing is awesome and now I'm pissed that no one thought to mention it to me. Thanks for dropping the ball, everyone in my life. I nominate Tintin to replace Harrison Ford at Indiana Jones.