Trailer For Kevin James’ ‘The Zookeeper’: Nothing Matters Anymore

We all knew this day would come. Kevin James’ The Zookeeper is now 51 days from being released, and, as such, we have a trailer. Consequently, I just watched two-and-a-half minutes of this film, which was roughly 150 seconds more Kevin James movie than I wanted to watch.

Fortunately, this trailer follows the Kevin James checklist, so I can just copy and paste from my Hitch/Paul Blart/Grown-Ups reviews.

Is Kevin James:

• in an unconventional, yet traditionally demeaning job?
• a buffoon?
• for reasons inexplicable dating an insanely hot girl?
• redeemable?
• rocking out to an apt classic rock song? (Talking Heads “Wild Life”)
• talking to wise CGI animals? (new!)
• riding a tricycle like an idiot? (new!)
• responsible for the death of a giraffe in real life on the set? (new!)

Not sure what else you need to know. Once you heard or read, “Kevin James” and”Zookeeper,” you had already had your mind made up. And nothing here will dissuade you.