'The Three Stooges' Trailer Is Exactly What We Thought It Would Be, Yet Somehow Still Disappointing

*Sigh* What were you expecting? Whatever thin premises guide the Farrelly Brothers' adaptation of The Three Stooges are lost in this 90-second trailer, but there's plenty of physical comedy, true to the original. Not much else can be said about the clip, except that it's got a steady stream of strange cameos, and it is set in modern times. Though I'm not Stooges expert, the lead performances seem to run from good to great in their adherence to the source material. And the Farelly's smartly busted the film up into three 30-minute segments to prevent fatigue from a dragging plot. Despite those steps, the film just looks like a dud. Perhaps if I had a couple kids and wanted to veer away from the standard animated fare, I would take them to see this film, but I think that the whole concept of The Three Stooges just doesn't appeal to the past couple generations. So there goes about 60% of film audiences. Maybe I'm wrong, and people will appreciate the throwback and attention to detail, but it's been my experience that most audiences don't "appreciate" shit. This isn't their type of dumb physical comedy. My hope was that the Farrelly's would bring their irreverent humor of bygone films like Dumb and Dumber to this gig, but they seem hell bent on sticking to the old formula, save for some very bizarre cameos. Anyway. Watch the trailer, and, who knows, if you're also not seeing The Three Stooges on opening night, maybe we'll run into each other.

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