You’ve already seen how much fun you can have with the old G.I. Joe cartoons, but today we have a video featuring the kick-ass toys I would’ve killed my parents to get when I was a kid. It’s an incredible reproduction of the horror classic, The Thing done only with action figures. It’s way more impressive than it sounds, but be warned that it has the worst song ever for a soundtrack. This is kind of like when I made my own version of Wild Things with Barbie dolls and then had to see a psychiatrist for six months after screening it for my parents. Prudes.