The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles For Pizza Hut

Does anyone besides the Turtles eat Pizza Hut anymore? Just like their 1980's predecessors, the 2014 version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles love the hell out of some pizza. So much so that they're willing to use their talent for stealth to break into the Pizza Hut development laboratories and change history by inventing Cheesy Bites. Stoners everywhere thank them for their anonymous contribution.