The 'Smurfs 2' Trailer In 2 Words? Sassy Smurfs.

Who'd you blue to get that role? The Smurfs in the Smurfs sequel are so edgy that they would definitely greet a Smurfs sequel with contempt.  Which makes this clip something of a paradox. The Smurfs 2: It's a Paradox!

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In This 'Pound Of Flesh' Clip, JCVD Tracks Down The People Who Stole His Organs

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