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The Rainforest Totally Sucks In ‘Green Inferno’ Trailer

Eli Roth’s Green Inferno focuses on a group of well-meaning students who travel to the Amazon to save the rainforest with the power of their white privilege. However, they learn firsthand that you should never help nobody no how, when their plane crashes in the jungle full of creepy natives who do unspeakable things to them. Like putting them in a cage and dressing them like Ke$ha.

They should pray for a quick death.

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