The 'Peanuts' Trailer Brings Us Grief, But Not The Good Kind

I would say they're ruining my childhood, but I credit my ruined childhood to lots of different sources. We've got a 60-second teaser for Peanuts, the Charlie Brown-centric film that will include all the anthropomorphic dogs, lesbians, dirt-covered children, and malevolent, vindictive girls that we grew to love in the comic strip. It seems a little more spirited than the TV specials, which is a pretty easy feat, considering the characters in those ambled about as though they had a grapefruit-sized lithium suppository crammed inside them. Other than that, expect perhaps a little attitude from Snoopy. I would also expect a Snoop Dogg cameo, but, then again, I'm always expecting a Snoop Dogg cameo. I was surprised I didn't get one in Blackfish.