This New 'Peanuts' Trailer Is A Parade Of Embarrassing Indignities
Suffer the little children. Mark your calendars for November 6th. That's the day where it becomes socially-acceptable to publicly laugh at a balding, 8-year old spazzoid and his dog, who very well might be high. The newest trailer for the CGI version of Peanuts features Snoopy flying high in his Nazi-killing daydreams as the ace pilot on the tail of the Red Baron. He, of course, falls down and gets laughed at. Then it squeezes in the O.G. f*cktard himself, Charlie Brown, as he becomes the subject of public ridicule by accidentally dropping two buckets of popcorn onto his head which isn't even physically possible. Don't worry, kid. It may seem that you're cursed by voodoo or something, but it gets better.