Friday, August 17 by

‘The Last Stand’ Trailer Brings Arnold Schwarzenegger Back Where He Belongs — Shooting People

You do realize that Bruce Willis can’t be in every movie about old guys kicking ass who pepper said ass-kickings with quips about advanced age, don’t you? Luckily, Arnold Schwarzenegger has nobly stepped up to fill the gap. What would we do without Arnold?

If it weren’t for his eligible-for-retirement but still handy with a gatlin gun Southern sheriff, the Cartel could take over America. Thank you again for your service to this country, Mr. Schwarzenegger.