Monday, February 25 by

The Grouchies Awards 2013!

Last night’s Big Movie Awards were given… and it was easily the strangest Oscars telecast in years. Like, even stranger than a rambling Kirk Douglas or James Franco in drag.

So we stayed up late to provide you this: The First Annual GROUCHIES AWARDS!! Where we reward the people who were trying to win awards!

It was either this or try to sneak into the Vanity Fair after-party dressed as waiters.

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