We didn't enjoy the Oscars but we had A LOT of fun picking out the weirdest moments. Last night's Big Movie Awards were given... and it was easily the strangest Oscars telecast in years. Like, even stranger than a rambling Kirk Douglas or James Franco in drag. So we stayed up late to provide you this: The First Annual GROUCHIES AWARDS!! Where we reward the people who were trying to win awards! It was either this or try to sneak into the Vanity Fair after-party dressed as waiters.