TV chefs are pretty low on the celebrity food chain. They’re just above Olympic athletes and just below those talking mannequins on The Hills. I’ve never quite found a way to properly articulate my feelings about the Food Network, but this guy on last night’s episode of The Gong Show, nailed it. He’s no Julia Child, but I would like to punch Dave Navarro in the face for giving him such a low score. I don’t think he’s exactly in the position to be deciding what talent is. Ooh, sick burn.