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The FBI Recruits Miley Cyrus Because Reasons In ‘So Undercover’

In her most believable role to date, Miley Cyrus plays a private investigator recruited by the FBI and sent to college in order to keep an eye on a star witness. I don’t know why the FBI would employ a private investigator or why they wouldn’t put a star witness in protective custody or how changing Miley Cyrus, P.I.’s flannel shirt out for a dress constitutes a makeover or how this movie doesn’t feature comic relief from a pet piglet sidekick that covers its eyes with a little pig hoof whenever Miley makes a social faux pas. If any movie deserves a socially-aware piglet sidekick, it’s this one. That’s on you, screenwriter Allan Loeb.

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