'The Evil Dead' Remake Red-Band Trailer Is Here And It's Friggin' Gross

Right before lunch. Yesterday's tease should have prepared us, but I balked. And now that the trailer for The Evil Dead remake is here, I'm thinking of skipping lunch. If anything, it makes Cabin in the Woods all the more awesome. This being the dead serious take on the satire, it seems to follow the same beats as the first two acts of Cabin, only to leave us with the same question that film asked: why? Why do we watch this stuff? Especially right before lunch on National Food Day nonetheless. Get those tacos away from me!!