'The Dark Knight Rises' In New Teaser Trailer

This one's official. The teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises premiered before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two over the weeekend. We have it here for those who didn't rush to see magical dandy square off against a noseless man. The trailer picks up with Commissioner Gordon in the hospital with kidney stones. As he lay in pain, he implores that the Batman must return as his crotch is killing him and he can't possibly fight Tom Hardy's Bane in that condition. Well, that was my takeaway. It's a fool's errand to try to decipher Nolan's intent. (The Dark Knight Rises)