Monday, July 18 by

‘The Dark Knight Rises’ In New Teaser Trailer

The teaser trailer for The Dark Knight Rises premiered before Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part Two over the weeekend. We have it here for those who didn’t rush to see magical dandy square off against a noseless man.

The trailer picks up with Commissioner Gordon in the hospital with kidney stones. As he lay in pain, he implores that the Batman must return as his crotch is killing him and he can’t possibly fight Tom Hardy‘s Bane in that condition. Well, that was my takeaway. It’s a fool’s errand to try to decipher Nolan’s intent. (The Dark Knight Rises)

COMMENTS

  1. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Cute Me


  2. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Biasedreporting

    Bane is one bad ass..according to the wiki he is the only one to ever break Batmans back..literally!


  3. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Anonymous

    Agreed. 


  4. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Daniel

    Strange that they would name the film with Bane in it as “The Dark Knight RISES”, seeing as how bane ends Bruce Wayne’s career as Batman.  In my opinion, they should’ve made the villain Mr. Freeze.  His tragic backstory would fit well with the new style that Nolan is conveying.


  5. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Doi!

     reeeeeeeeEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!?


  6. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Jmclean_0

    if you watch the trailor and previous movies he quits being batman. this is about him rising to save gotham once again. the trailor says this is the end of a hero. plus nolan said this would be his final batman movie. so why put freeze in this and not have a true conclusion to his trilogy


  7. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Jmclean_0

    if you watch the trailor and previous movies he quits being batman. this is about him rising to save gotham once again. the trailor says this is the end of a hero. plus nolan said this would be his final batman movie. so why put freeze in this and not have a true conclusion to his trilogy


  8. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Jmclean_0

    if you watch the trailor and previous movies he quits being batman. this is about him rising to save gotham once again. the trailor says this is the end of a hero. plus nolan said this would be his final batman movie. so why put freeze in this and not have a true conclusion to his trilogy


  9. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Jmclean_0

    if you watch the trailor and previous movies he quits being batman. this is about him rising to save gotham once again. the trailor says this is the end of a hero. plus nolan said this would be his final batman movie. so why put freeze in this and not have a true conclusion to his trilogy


  10. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    David

    Bane doesn’t end Bruce Wayne’s career as Batman at all. Read the Knightfall arc before saying anything. Yes he breaks his back, but Bruce becomes Batman again. 


  11. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    David

    Bane doesn’t end Bruce Wayne’s career as Batman at all. Read the Knightfall arc before saying anything. Yes he breaks his back, but Bruce becomes Batman again. 


  12. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    David

    Bane doesn’t end Bruce Wayne’s career as Batman at all. Read the Knightfall arc before saying anything. Yes he breaks his back, but Bruce becomes Batman again. 


  13. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Great Despair

    Next year is doomsday.


  14. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Dan

    ITs stupid how you think im going to watch the trailer in low res. im getting the fuck off this shitty website to watch it


  15. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Scruffy509

     who the fuck cares moron


  16. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Qwe31

    Did the Mayans tell you that


  17. July 18, 2011 9:28 am

    Qwe31

    Did the Mayans tell you that