'The Art Of Flight' Is The Best Snowboarding Film Since 'Most Xtreme Primate'

It's like snowboard porn. Not the Cinemax kind. Snowboarding documentaries don't really tickle my pickle but I'm told that this teaser for The Art Of Flight is intense. Created by the team that made That's It, That's All, the film features Travis Rice, Mark Landvik, Scotty Lago, John Jackson, Nicolas Müller, Gigi Rüf, Jake Blauvelt, Jeremy Jones and DCP. To me, it looks like mostly out-of-context slow-motion shots of helicopters, mountains, guys drinking Red Bull, and long-lensed photography of people gliding down mountains. Throwing your zombie daughter out of a window after your failed attempts to save her have doomed you to death is intense. This is just whatever. Nobody is standing up on a speeding motorcycle while defusing the underside of a rocketing nuclear missile. I guess Vin Diesel movies have spoiled me.