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The 100 Greatest Movie Threats Of All Time

Movie characters don’t mince their words. They are the poets of threatmaking, and they get straight to the point. The point, as it turns out, is often violence. Crazy, graphic violence.

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  1. June 1, 2011 5:52 pm

    Rob Roberts

    What about, “First person that comes out this fucking door gets a… gets a *lead salad*, you understand?” (Fight Club).

  2. June 1, 2011 5:52 pm


    My fave threat “I’ll torture you so slowly, you’ll think it’s a career!” (Hudson Hawk)

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