The First 'Ted 2' Trailer Is Almost Un-Bear-Able
WHY MORGAN FREEMAN. WHY?! By Jared Jones If the first poster for Ted 2 hadn't already convinced you that we'd be in for a much lazier affair this time around, then the first trailer for Seth MacFarlane's latest "effort" has arrived to erase all doubts. Fans of extremely broad comedy, rejoice! Semen jokes, slapstick humor, Facebook jokes, and horrific Boston accents are in no short supply in the Ted 2 trailer, which was released earlier today. Worse yet, Mila Kunis is out, and in her place is a Amanda Seyfried playing a lawyer named Sam L. Jackson. You get it? Because that's a famous black guy's name! Oh, the absurdity of it all!! As an unapologetic Family Guy fan who was pleasantly surprised by the first Ted flick, even I found myself cringing my way through most of this. The idea of Ted settling down and being forced to prove that he's human in order to have a child isn't exactly the worst idea for a sequel, but right around the moment they started throwing cookies into a blind guy's asscrack, I suddenly lost interest. Also, WHY MORGAN FREEMAN. WHY?! So yeah, Ted 2 may very well prove that its predecessor was more of a lightning in a bottle situation than anything else. It will also earn no less than $200 million domestic, so there's that.