If you can get past the fact that anthropomorphic teddy bears can take human women out of dates, you’re in pretty good shape to enjoy this clip. So…that’s good.
Here, we see Ted getting kicked out of a fancy restaurant for having an eager date getting a little too handsy with him. Good for him. We should all be so lucky.
So what went down? Ask a friend who’s a furry. That’s the best I can do for you. Aside from that, just use your imagination, buy some Axe hair product, and go see Seth MacFarlane movies.