The first time I drank Steven’s Seagal’s energy drink I was afraid of 2 things. Spontaneously growing a ponytail and never being able to get the taste of salty balls out of my mouth. But now I’m afraid that I’ll just start running like a girl. Here’s some links that might help you cope with what you just saw. Thanks to Holy Taco for the video and the 12 step program brochure.