'Shark Night 3D' Trailer: College Is All About Sharks And Boobs
Ladies: protect your boobs from sharks... at all costs. Just watched the above trailer for Shark Night 3D, starring Sara Paxton. I suppose any excuse to see boobs is probably a worthwhile use of my time, though this movie seems pretty horror-by-the-numbers-y. They're on a booty trip in the middle of nowhere, the main black guy is the first to get attacked, there's a shark POV shot of a girl's legs dangling - same old, same old. Still, though... boobs. Also, a guy gets lowered down to the shark against his will, which I fully support. [post-album postid="211522" item="5"]Shark Night 3D comes to us from director David Ellis (Snakes on a Plane), who originally wanted to title the film to be Untitled 3D Shark Thriller. I'm hoping there'll be at least a little bit of self-mocking, or something worth making a hilarious-for-a-time meme out of, that's not represented in the trailer. Or maybe it's a really scary thriller, and the trailer just picks parts we'd be "familiar" with. Otherwise, I'm swimming off to boobier waters on September 2nd.