If you’re a homophobic straight guy, you might want to shut the eff up right now, because Rob Marshall‘s man-lovin’ ass is about to make it rain hetero-boner pills with his new movie, called Nine. Yes, it’s a musical. And yes, it has dancing and singing. And guess what, bro? Those dancing and singing women happen to be a scantily clad Penelope Cruz, Marion Cotillard, and Nicole Kidman.
So when you’re fap-fap-fappin‘ it up to this here video clip, don’t finish by saying gay guys never did nothing for you.