Friday, April 29 by

See A Featurette On ‘Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes’ And Try To Avoid Your Fate

They say that those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. So the folks at 20th Century Fox are doing humanity a huge solid by releasing a story featurette on Rise of the Planet of the Apes, which details the future-history of how humanity (represented by star James Franco) was usurped by highly evolved and intelligent apes. Perhaps now even people who don’t pay to see the cumbersomely-titled movie will still be able to avoid getting replaced by a monkey.

So thank you, 20th Century Fox. The down-side here is that the video doesn’t actually give any tips on avoiding humanity’s overthrow at the hands and hand-like feet of the apes. In fact, it makes it sound like it’s inevitable. Is it too late for me to throw myself in with the apes? I know a winning team when I see one.